Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Return From Hiatus
This is the news. The company I have been working for has reached a fork in the road that requires some staffing adjustments. After the hard push that started in October (just as I was moving from MA to OH), we experienced the quick-change that seems to hallmark the struggling company. This week our main push is one thing, the next week, that function is dropped from the product and we work on a different one. They have done everything right and produced a great product, but the market is reflective of the wonderful economy we have all been experiencing despite the rosy picture FOX TV wants to paint.
I won't get into gory details, but I was expecting a lay-off. After all, I'm a contractor. I'm there solely for the purposes of being laid off. So, while waiting for the call to end my career at this small start up, I was happy to be approached for a freelance editing job. Just the ticket. Not a constant full-time job. Just a few hours here and there. Plenty of time to get out and meet people here in my new state.
I finally go the call on a Thursday morning. But I wasn't laid off. They are keeping me on freelance. So, now I can stress over having two freelance positions and worrying that they will both have the same due dates.
No work over the past two weeks. I've just been re-taking control of my life. It's been nice.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Good Reads
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Remembering the woman who got me into blogging
http://graybar.blogspot.com/2004/11/people.html
It sucks to lose friends and family,
Monday, March 24, 2008
Decorating Easter Eggs
Pizza Gana
It's DHs favorite food. When his mother came to visit in November, he asked her to make one for Thanksgiving dinner. It's really an Easter dish, but DH loves it all year. She left her recipe and I have spent the past 4 months trying to dissuade him from making it again. It's basically a slab of very delicious cholesterol, containing eggs, whole milk ricotta cheese, cold cuts and provolone cheese, all wrapped into a flaky crust made with shortening and eggs.
After a long lean winter, this is probably just the food a struggling Italian farmer would need to revive his half-starved bones, say 500 years ago. But now, we must be careful not to overdo.
Because this is a traditional Easter dish, I relented and let DH make it. The picture above is of his rendition. He's quite proud. He's already talking about how he will make the next one.
The day the furniture arrived, I was luckily able to lock the cats into rooms so that there was no danger of them running out the opened front door while the furniture was being carried in. But as soon as the guys left, I heard Nadia open the dining room door. The problem was that I locked them into separate rooms. They were not happy cats. how she pulled open that door is beyond me, but I'm a little scared. Pushing a door is one thing. Pulling it is a completely different thing.
As soon as the cats were loose though, they felt the need to check things out. They crawled all over the new furniture and the old couch, which I had moved along a different wall to make room. They were fascinated. The old couch is rather light weight and the floors between the family room and the library are hard surface. So, I was able to slide the old couch into the library where it plans to live the rest of its life.
However, every time I stopped moving the old couch to change my grip, the cats would jump onto it and sniff around. Then I would move it a little more and they would jump off. I'd stop and they would jump on. Like every time the couch stopped moving, it was a totally new and exciting couch.
In the end, they far prefer the new sofa and love seat. Georgia likes sleeping on top of the upper cushions. She jumps up there and starts needing the cushions to plump them up in just the right manner and then she sleeps. And sleeps. . .
Nadia prefers the lower cushions. The two of them sleep on this couch all day. I miss having them in the office with me.
Friday, March 21, 2008
letterboxing
Upcoming schedule
No events scheduled.
Now that is a rare sight. Very welcome, but rare.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Remedial Midwest
Last month's actually had some great soups. Yes, I did feel pressure to buy this. Like there was something I don't know about being "midwest" that I had better learn before I get in trouble somehow. Given my predilection for faux pas, I need all the help I can get.
Living Midwest
This does mean that I have had to move us from extremely lean ground beef to a somewhat more fatty version. I'm learning tricks to get the fat out and learning how to cook many kinds of steak.
We have very little sunny space in our yard. And frankly, I'm too old to build a new veggie garden. So, we have purchased a share in a CSA. We will be getting weekly organic veggie deliveries starting in June. So, as the freezer empties of beef, we will probably be filling it with frozen veg that we can't eat fast enough.
All those Saturday mornings freezing beans from Rudy the farmer are going to pay off. But if someone delivers a giant zucchini, I will probably throw it at the delivery truck. I need to make a sign showing a giant zucchini with a red circle and slash. Where's that zucchini bread recipe again?
The interesting thing I have found here is that grocery prices overall are much higher than back in MA, but the organic prices are lower. So, while this CSA will reduce our overall veg costs, it will not reduce them by as much as it would have been had we been eating organic in MA. We simply couldn't afford most organic in MA. Here, we do eat more organic veg.
While we will have to pass on to the neighbors much of the corn we get, that's not my biggest worry. I'm worried about the beets. Maybe I'll do fine, but I just don't relish the idea of eating lots of beets. They are a once a year kind of thing to me. Anyone have any good beet recipes?
Monday, March 17, 2008
DI continued
They chose to tell the story of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon, but change it to aliens landing on earth and meeting Neil Armstrong. But because Neil was played by a girl, the name was changed to Neila.
Lastborn of course was an alien. But not just any alien. A 6-armed alien, with blue hair. We had fun adding sleeves to a shirt, stuffing them with stuffing and adding stuffed rubber gloves to the ends for hand.
This team did much better at their instant challenge. They worked as a team, but of course Lastborn stuck a couple of potty mouth words into the presentation. Sigh.
Overall the day was interesting. The level of competition in this region was much higher than at the region in MA that we competed in. These kids work all year on their props, and their acting so that they can give really professional presentations.
Firstborn and I watched the High School kids perform in the Obstacles challenge and in the structure challenge (that's the one he did last year). We were very proud of the fact that the HS team in Obstacles no only used the same type of car as Firstborn did (wired remote control), but were unable to overcome their obstacles in part because they had no steering. Their solution to getting through a tunnel when on a wired remote was also the same solution that Firstborn had come up with (cut a channel in the roof of the tunnel). Firstborn decided not to use that solution because we feared it would no longer be considered a tunnel.
Watching the structure performance was amazing though. This team built a structure that maxed out the test weights. They had to test it by putting weights on it while it was oriented in one direction and then again after orienting it in a different direction. (That seemed too hard to me which is why we didn't do that challenge this year). Not only that, but their skit was very creative and tied into the testing of the structure perfectly. They did things like using paper bags as masks. The first masked character was a robot; a bag painted with silver spray paint and then decorated as a robot face. Then next interesting mask was a pirate. A bag with a skull and cross bones, but stapled to the side of the bag was a second smaller bag decorated with a parrot. The second bag was positioned to look like it was sitting on the wearer's shoulders.
All of their props were well constructed and simple. Very low-budget but professional looking.
We then watched one of the top rated middle school teams in the area. They routinely go on to the Global Finals tournaments. They spend hours a week for months before each competition. The kids know how to sew their own costumes, build really intricate sets and write awesome scripts. They are very serious. And it showed. It was so amazing.
In some ways, it was disappointing though. The focus here is on winning. It is very serious competition. You can tell the teams who are fairly new to this. They look like they are in the wrong place. Like us, they tend to let the kids showcase what they already know instead of spending the year teaching them lots of new skills and letting them showcase those new skills. Some of us feel that this is a competition but also an after school activity, not a career training in itself.
The other sign of the seriousness of the competition was that few of the judges wore funny hats. It's a hallmark of DI for the judges to wear funny hats. For one it is in respect to the kids who work so hard to solve these problems and be creative. For another reason, it helps to calm the kids when they are being judged by someone who wears a funny hat. Without the hats, the feeling was less festive. There was a huge feeling of "I can't wait until this is over" instead of celebration. I will be making noise in our region about this omission.
At the end of the day, our building did surprisingly well. While we all started in mid to late November while the rest of the region started in September, we still had three teams place. One third, one second and one first place. The first place team will be going on to the state tournament next month and I think Firstborn and I will join them. I'm interested in seeing if State is as competitive as our region and if the rubricks for interferance are at about the same level. I think it will be excellent for Firstborn to see how the best of the best of Ohio solve these problems.
DI Tournament Results
First I'll go over Firstborn's challenge. His team manager chose the technical challenge for them. They were required to create a vehicle that could take them through a number of obstacles. They were provided with a list of about 20 obstacle descriptions and specifications. They had to choose at least three of these obstacles and create them to the specifications. For example, they could create a tunnel that was at least 24 inches long, a bridge, pylons, a gap or fulcrum. Firstborn and the neighbor across the street concentrated on creating the vehicle and they really took a great approach to it. Their first idea was to make some sort of wheeled vehicle with a "sail" that they could blow around the track. However, they had a problem finding axles that allowed them to turn the vehicle. They could have used a stick to change the direction of the car, but they would possibly loose control of the car in the 24 inch-long tunnel.
They next tried a remote-control, wireless car. We found kits for the remote control, the dual motor (to allow for steering), a tank chassis (climbs hills and maybe even walls), and a base plate to mount everything on. Now, what they don't tell you is that these directions are primarily in Japanese. They are cryptically translated to English. You have to spend time in the store figuring out which kits you need and then hours figuring out how to build the thing.
Firstborn took days to build it. He never noticed (or knew anything about) the possible gear ratios and ended up building it with the lowest gear ratio. At the time, I figured that was fine and really couldn't tell him to do it higher if I wanted to (that would be interference. He's supposed to do this all himself.)
Then one of the team managers started to hyperventilate because she worried that the car was not creative enough. So we bought one of those helium tanks with Mylar balloons and the boys tried to build a helium balloon that could fit into a 5X8X12 inch form factor. Then we remembered that the power source also has to fit into that form factor along with the vehicle. So much for blowing the car/balloon around the course. Not only would they hyperventilate but they wouldn't fit into a 5X8X12 box along with the balloon. Maybe we could find a small fan. So that means the balloon would have to be even smaller How do you create a smaller balloon? The boys decided to tape the balloon with duct tape to restrict how much it would inflate. They had a problem with the balloons leaking (poor quality) and with getting a small enough amount of duct tape that the amount of helium in the balloon would actually lift the balloon.
In looking over the rules again, I realized that the vehicle creativity was only worth 25 points and getting through the obstacle course was worth up to 120. Well, that's easy. Just reading that to Firstborn helped him decide that the vehicle didn't really need to be creative. So he continued with the remote control car.
This was a really good decision. All of the competitors had remote control cars this weekend. No one got more creative than that. However, of the 14 competitors, only 3 made their cars. The rest went out and bought wireless remote control cars.
Unfortunately, we misread the rules enough to not know that we needed to go through the obstacle course a few times to get as many points as possible. This was a big mistake.
On top of that, the team did not do very well on their instant challenge. The instant challenge is a quick challenge that the kids don't get to see until they walk into the room. Then they have 8 minutes to solve the problem. Usually it includes building a structure or object using paper cups, straws and stickers. Then they have to put on a presentation using the object. This requires really good teamwork and Firstborn's team really didn't gel as a team this year.
Here are the pictures from his central challenge presentation:
Unfortunately, they found out that speaking as the three judges would lose points as well even though they tried to be creative and use the speaking parts as a special part of the presentation. Who thought a bunch of kids could be quiet for 8 minutes!
Then it was time for Lastborn's presentation. I'll continue that in the next post, complete with pictures.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Sledding, Ohio Style
Here are the meme rules:
1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people & post a comment here once you post it to your blog, so I can come see.
"Observe the pattern--the lines of type, the margins, and most particularly the blocks of white space where paragraphs begin or leave off.
You can tell without even reading if the book you've chosen is apt to be easy or hard, right? Easy books contains lots of short paragraphs--including dialogue and lots of white space. "
This was from Stephen King's On Writing. Interesting enough, the passage was about opening up any book on your bookshelf to any page. :-) Ironic.
Your turn, Remcat, Pristol (gotta write something on that blog of yours), Ben (you too!), Charmaine, JJones. Not sure how regularly anyone reads my blog. So I wonder how many of these people will actually continue the meme. So any anonymous readers that I don't know about, feel free to continue the meme and leave a comment to let me know.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Noreaster
Don't know quite what he is whining about since he has used up all 5 of the allotted snow days and he has gotten to go sledding more here than we ever went back home. Being in a nice development means that I don't mind a whole gaggle of kids walking 3 blocks to the neighborhood lump-in-the-dirt to go sledding. So as soon as we get the slightest amount of snow, he is over at the mound for a sledding adventure. I never had the opportunity to let him walk on his own to a park for sledding in the northeast.
This weekend's storm was every sledder's dream come true though. It started Friday morning with fairly heavy, wet snow and continued through all day Saturday. Our Destination Imagination dress rehearsal was cancelled on Sunday, our CCD was cancelled on Sunday and pretty much everything was put on hold. The funny part was that the storm was over by Sunday morning and there was no reason to cancel anything.
On top of the lack of responsibility, was the wonderful temperature in the high 30s and the bright twinkling sun.
So I decided that we needed to try out a new sledding location. Something about sledding down (and consequently tearing apart) and ancient sacred site just puts me off a bit and, while I tell the kids that if they are going to desecrate an ancient religious spot, they should at least stop and take a moment to pray before they hurl their bodies down the side of the ancient mound, I still don't feel good about it.
So off to a park further north we went.
We almost missed it. Up the road a bit, there are some signs on the side of the road marking the entrance to a woodsy park with lots of trails and a meandering brook. The sledding hill, to the best of my knowledge is the area from the road, leading down to the brook at the bottom of the hill.
It is a nice steep hill, but it is surrounded on both sides by short, scruffy, put-your-eye-out trees and it ends in a 6-inch deep brook. If this were a fast snow, I would never have let the kids sled here. Not like they would drown in that brook, but they could get very wet and cold.
On the other side of the road, there is another entrance to the park. Again, it is a steep hill leading down to a longer flat distance before running into the brook. But on this side, there are park signs and trail signs right in the middle of the sledding area. Who thought of that one.
Of course, Firstborn decided that whichever side I picked was going to be the more boring. And Lastborn was too busy eating the snow. Luckily, the third sledder, a neighbor boy, was enjoying the actual sledding.
15 inches of snow makes for nice sledding on just about any hill. And the fact that it was good-packing snow mean that there would be a base all day.
That will probably be our last sledding snow of the season. With Easter next weekend, I hope it's our last snow altogether, but I know better. We had such warm weather last week before the big storm came in that it was somewhat shocking to see so much snow. Even the kids were a bit impatient with it and they did not take nearly as much advantage of it as I had hoped they would. Firstborn is hankering to get back out to the woods to see how his forts are doing. Lastborn just wants to play his DS.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
When the guy from the local tree service...
But you know that said "oak tree" is really a black walnut...
How do you kindly ask him to please get the heck off your porch?
Give him a phone and...
First there were the comical few minutes while Firstborn and I figured out how to get them to work, set the volume and tested the devices. The whole time, neighbor Tommy was trying to tell us how to work them. He's seen walkie talkies you know. :-)
So off Firstborn went to the park and DH and I sat down for a moment to watch the upcoming storm coverage on the TV while dinner cooked away in the kitchen.
The walkie talkie rang (they do that now. They all sound like a nextel phone).
We picked it up and listened. Nothing.
It rang again.
Nothing.
It rang again and finally we knew what was happening. He was pressing the call button to talk. So we pressed the talk button and told him to "press the other button!" After about 3 tries telling him to press the other button, he finally got through.
Ken: You dogs!
Mom: Yes?
Ken: Why don't you have dinner ready for me when I get home so that I can go back out to play after?
Dad grabs the walkie talkie out of my hand and says: You'll get dinner when it is ready!
Silence.
Have dinner ready...
What was he thinking?
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Eclipse
Just where did he come from?
Ringleader: We need to makeup an alien language!
Lastborn: Oh! I know how to speak Alien!
It's all becoming clear now...
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
What color are you?
| You Are A Green Girl |
You feel most at home in a world of ideas. You're curious and logical - and enjoy a good intellectual challenge. You're super cool, calm, and collected. Very little tries your patience. Your only fear? People not realizing how smart and able you are! |
With thanks to mental meanderings
Monday, February 04, 2008
The Future Andrew Zimmern
Not that he really needs it, but his dad got him to try a couple of types of seafood and now he has discovered that there is a world beyond chicken nuggets and mac-n-cheese. His favorite is seafood of any kind. If we say it comes from the ocean, he will try it; Even if his grand-dad does advise that some things are better left in the ocean.
Along with discovering new and different foods, he also discovered that some people are somewhat queasy about watching others eat some foods. This only helps to sell him on a new food. Take frog legs for instance. He actually at them. And he actually said they taste like chicken. Those were his words.
On the one hand, I am proud. But I could do without seeing him dance the frog legs across his plate. That's just too much.
Because of this intereste in bizarre foods, DH introduced him to a TV show called Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel. Lastborn now wants to grow up to be Andrew Zimmern. Although this is better than some of his other career choices, I'm not sure I want to watch his rise to stardom in this field.
February
They were very dissapointed this morning when they learned that the Pats lost. But Firstborn, as usual, cut right to the chase. "I bet a lot of people lost a lot of money on this one!"
It's always about the money. :-)
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Of kids and cats
Monday, January 07, 2008
Welcome, our new babies
Under my bed. You can almost see how sleek and silver she is. If you look past the eerie glowing eyes.
At about 2:00 she came out and frolicked with Georgia until the kids came home.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Mr Professor
Especially in this cold snap we are experiencing, it's nice for my kids to call their neighbors to see if they can play instead of walking down the street in the cold only to find that neighbor boy can't play because he didn't clean his room this morning.
So the other day, I overheard this conversation between firstborn and a neighbor:
Firstborn: I possess a strategy for which I need the consent of the convention of the directors before I proceed to execute the strategy.
Silence.
Firstborn: OK. I have a plan. But I need to run it by you guys before I do it; just to get your approval.
Pretty bad when an 11 year old has to translate back into simple terms.
You see, in 3rd grade they started learning to increase their writing skills by substituting "baby" words for "grown-up" words. This is a skill Firstborn relishes. He loves big words. So he practices in regular speech. He must have composed this speech all morning while "waiting until a more reasonable hour to call his friends." Not everyone gets up at 6am.
Even Grandma got to see Mr. Professor in action. The first day of her Thanksgiving visit, we waited for the boys at the bus stop. When the 12 kids that get off at this street disembarked, the same neighbor boy from the telephone conversation yelled out to Firstborn, "When can you play?" To which Firstborn responded, "Not for an indeterminate amount of time!"
I saw Grandma's eyebrows raise. Yep. That's Firstborn.
The neighbors all seem to have a sense of humor. One boy was home schooled until this year and he is familiar with the idea of using big words. He does a pretty good job of participating with Firstborn. The other boy prefers to communicate in grunts and single syllable words, which he tends to mumble at super-sonic speed. He's hard to understand but very funny if you catch a word he's saying. They are all smart kids, and very fun to be around.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Happy New Year
I have been a sorry poster for a while and promise to try to do better in 2008.
But to catch everyone up with family info . . .
The kids got out of school on December 20th. We spent a few days at home enjoying some relaxed vacation time and catching up with all of our wrapping, packing and last minute shopping. Then, on Friday, we headed eastward towards MA. The boys were very happy that MA had 2 feet of snow on the ground!!! What a wonderful Christmas present that was. Firstborn got to go sledding with his older cousins at the park down the street. It had a really great steep hill and because the snow was melty, the run was very fast and slick. Firstborn slept well that night, but panicked when he returned home because he left his gameboy in his pocket while sledding and now it was gone. A quick return to the slope down the road found the charcoal black electronic device sitting at the bottom of the still-white snowy hill. Glad we bought black. :-) It was getting dark out, so I was very worried that we either wouldn't find it or someone else would have spotted and pocketed the device before we got there. Lucky, lucky.
Firstborn slept very well that night.
In previous years, we housed one sister and family for the holidays at our house while my other sister housed the rest of the family. This always made Christmas special because I was able to spend so much time with my oldest sister and we were able to spend lots of time in my other sister's house as well. This year we were in a hotel, having no house in MA any more. It was much more tiring coming home to a hotel instead of a house and we spent much less time with the family having to pack family visits on both sides into 1 week.
I also hoped to contact some of my friends, but time ran out. Firstborn was lucky to see one of his best friends for about 3 hours on the day after Christmas. Lastborn, unfortunately did not get that chance. We only had one car and DH had to work the day after Christmas. I had to work on the 27th. So the remaining parent was stuck at the hotel or at my sister's house.
So while the week was long and tiring, it still wasn't long enough. To all my friends that I did not get to see, I miss you and hope to see you this summer. Keep in touch and have a wonderful new year.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Literally
Well of course, while Dad was brushing his teeth last night, the latter happened. Like a scene in slow motion, the tooth tinkled around and around in a circle around the sink drain and then, without warning, changed direction and disappeared down the drain, never to be seen again.
Thinking quickly, Daddy informed Lastborn that he could just write a note for the tooth fairy and she would still deliver the loot. So, with great industry and the kind of focus that is never shown to schoolwork, Lastborn sat down and penned the following:
Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth, literally.
Love, Eddie
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
ap-cray
It started with a Team Manager for DI calling to quit. And I couldn't even get angry at her because she's really sick. She's doing the right thing, but for a while, I thought I would need to be the team manager for her group.
Then, in checking on what I had ordered for Christmas for my sister, I discovered that all of my Amazon orders had been sent to Tewksbury. Oh Man!!!
I, of course, discover this 3 minutes before I had to be outside to meet the kids bus. So I couldn't begin the phone tag required to re-route the packages somewhere more useful.
So out I headed to the bus at 2:35 only to step into a giant pile of doggy doo as I was crossing my yard. And I mean giant! I've never seen such a giant pile of ap-cray! Right in the middle of my yard. I'm sorry dog owner, but there is no way you could have missed your dog producing such a giant pile. Could you not have just picked it up? Please, let me know where you live and I will send my children over to your yard to squat down and dump a load.
So, I survived. I was able to call the Tewksbury postmaster who calmed and soothed me, and told me that she would contact the route driver and see if they could find the packages. I was able to get most of the poo off my shoe in time to attend a wonderful little neighborhood party around the corner, where we exchanged ornaments and cookies and had wonderful conversation, and fortuitously, the regional director of DI was there and told me she had a couple who still wanted to be team managers. The glass of Sirah at the party was helpful as well.
Today will be a better day.
Monday, December 10, 2007
What's that I smell?
Where there aren't weapons, there are tiny green and tan commandos hiding in my plants and Christmas tree. Just the other day, I saw the Bionicles leading an attack in the family room with a division of characters from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in formation backing them up. Who knew that Rudolph and his gang were such warriors.
And one of these days, I have to snap a picture of Firstborn heading out to protect his woods. With his wooden hand and a half sword down the back of his shirt, his bow strung across one shoulder and quiver across the other, and a plastic dagger down his pants. Oh - and a 5 foot long stick.
We feel safe.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Scarlet O'Harra Would be Proud
Monday, November 26, 2007
Spookey
Friday, November 16, 2007
The heathen!
It was a very different church for us. Very modern with high ceilings, large windows and very little adornment. The holy water was in a large modern fountain in the middle of the lobby. And yes, DH did feel the need to explain to the boys that they were neither to play in the fountain nor throw coins into the fountain.
There was no direct entrance to the church from the parking lot, you had to walk through another building. So we were entering feeling pretty vulnerable and out of place.
We sat down in a pew near the back hoping to not be noticed and the kids behaved rather well overall. I was beginning to relax.
Then came communion. I asked Lastborn if he wanted to go up with me or stay alone in the pew. He decided to come with me as he usually does. So we walk up to the altar with Lastborn in front of me, Firstborn in front of him. We get to the Eucharistic minister (I was smart enough to pick a Eucharistic minister instead of the priest. Whew!), and Lastborn puts out his hand for a piece of the host. He's obviously not following the prescribed rules for accepting the host, so the minister knows immediately that he's not had his first communion.
So, I push him gently to the side and approach the minister myself.
Not good enough. Lastborn pushes his way back and tries to reach into the challis. Oh my. I don't know what he was thinking. However, I do think that when I told him that he was getting his first communion this year, that he thought it meant immediately. He was determined and when the minister said no to him, he looked at her with the most accusing eyes. So then the minister offered to bless him and he suddenly got scared and tried to run off.
So, I have decided that the whole reason why Catholics bring their kids to church every single Sunday is so that they can avoid the embarrassment of being exposed as seldom visitors when they actually do show up and their kids do something like jump into the holy water fountain or shout out "why can't I have one?" at the top of their lungs.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Worshiping from afar
You don't realize how much a part of the landscape sports teams are until you change your landscape. Yes, the game was on each night the Sox played. It was a big thing in the playoffs when they were playing Cleveland. And it felt strange that while we were watching the playoffs, we were hearing fight songs from Cleveland instead of the stuff we are used to hearing from Boston.
But then the Sox won and we heard nothing. Nothing! Can you imagine? No recaps of Game 6. No wallowing in our 2004 win and the reverse of the curse. In fact, no mention of a curse was heard on the radio airwaves here in Dayton.
It was a strange silence.
At this point, I can admit, I'm not a big sports fan. It is really something I partake of more because I can't get away from it than that I have any particular interest in it. I watch playoff games and series games when the Sox are in because otherwise, my husband and I would not see each other, and because they usually knock off the air the most interesting shows. So, what else is there to do?
So I watched the games from afar this year. Not all of them. Usually only until 9 o'clock when my short sports attention span would quit on me. They were good games. Even a bit entertaining.
But again, there was silence the next day. No post-game recaps. No comparisons to previous series. No jokes in between news stories on the local news. No Red Sox day at school to support our home team. Of course, all of this is to be expected. After all, I'm not in Massachusetts any more. But, it still felt strange to not hear constant coverage of what Manny is doing and how Lester was having such a comeback after his health issues. Just silence.
Except for Jordan's Furniture. They made the national news on Public Radio. Leave it to Elliot to figure out a way to parlay the Red Sox win into national advertising for his regional store. Good ole' Jordan's Furniture and Underprices.
Go Sox!!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Amazon knows too much
I thought I was pretty cool. My music choices are pretty hip and new.
It was suggesting other music that I also like, even a book I was interested in buying.
but then it suggested ...
The Wisdom of Menopause: Creating Physical and Emotional Health and Healing During the Change, 2nd Edition
by Christiane Northrup
How? How did it know. I'm not some young, hip college kid into cutting edge music. I don't have a page on myspace.com. I'm a 40 something mother contemplating menopause. It's a little scary.
Monday, October 22, 2007
I love Mr. Clean
I refuse to think about what is actually in these little wonders. They got my carpets clean, that's all that matters.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The tooth fairy gets impaled while retrieving a tooth
Last night, Lastborn was working on a loose tooth. He worked so hard, the tooth was bleeding quite a bit. This scared him. But he kept working on it. I told him that if he wanted to, he could leave it be a while, and try again later.
"But what if it falls out while I'm sleeping. Won't I choke?"
"No," I replied, always the voice of reason. "It's too small to choke on. More likely you'll swallow it. Then you'll have to wait until the next day when you poop to get the tooth to give to the tooth fairy."
He looked sideways at me, a little worried. Then he replied. "No way! Will you get it out of the toilet for me?"
"No!!! I don't do that."
Noticing that he looked really worried now, I offered him this consolation.
"Don't worry, the Tooth Fairy fetches teeth out of the toilet if she needs to."
He wasn't buying it though and he kept working on the tooth convinced that he had to get it out right now! And of course he did.
That's when it hit me. We just bought a loft bed for his room with a double bed underneath. The idea here being that we want lots of places for long distance guests to stay with us, he would love to sleep in a loft bed and we should have room for sleepovers as well.
What was I thinking? On top of this, the order got messed up and the mattress for the double bed never came. Instead, there's just a bunkie board. Not enough for me to walk on to get to Lastborn's pillow. Yes, his pillow is on the wall side of this behemoth contraption. And the bunkie board is a bunch of thin slats of wood on a wooden frame all surrounded by a cloth cover. Each slat is not strong enough to take the weight of a person standing on it. It's meant to have a mattress on it.
DH immediately saw the dilemma when he came home later and I told him that Lastborn was now sleeping with a tooth under his pillow.
"Well where did he put it?" he asked.
"Under his pillow of course," I replied.
DH rolled his eyes as if I should have come up with a better plan.
"I tried. I told him that he should put it at the foot of his bed so the Tooth Fairy could get it more easily, but he insisted that she can fly just fine to his pillow."
"Well, did you at least see where he put it?"
"Of course. I made him show me. It's in the middle of his pillow."
"Well, I'm not dealing with it," was all he replied. Then a minute later. "I can just see this. You're going to come crashing down while trying to find the tooth. We haven't even been here a month and we're already gonna end up at the emergency room."
Such faith.
So at bedtime, I fished a crisp dollar out of my wallet and climbed the stairs to Lastborn's room. I turned on the hall light and crept into his room. Very carefully, I stepped onto the frame of the bunkie board to approach the head of his bed. Suddenly a sharp jabbing pain hits my toe. It feels like I've just been stabbed with the end of a staple. I can't scream.
With the other foot, I step forward to position myself closer to his pillow. My right toe is still stapled to the bunkie board. It's fairly dark even with the hall light. There's just enough light to see outlines.
He's sleeping facing the hall, head centered right over the tooth. Not good. I reach my hand carefully under his pillow and then I think I see his eyes open. It's too late for me to duck down and with my arm wedged between the bars of his loft bed, I probably can't maneuver myself low enough to be hidden anyway.
"Are you awake?" I ask innocently.
After a pause, he says, "No." and closes his eyes again.
"Well, I'm just going to pull your covers up a bit" I say. Weak excuse. I reach up with my other hand over the bars and pull up his cover while reaching for the plastic baggie that holds the tooth with my right hand under his pillow.
Feeling very smart right now, I begin to retract my right hand from under his pillow, only to find that it's stuck at the elbow between the bars. A little wiggling and my now-bruised elbow is free and I slip the dollar under his pillow with no further interruptions.
Remember, my right toe is still attached to the bunkie board with a staple.
I carefully step backwards finding the frame of the bunkie board with my left foot. Slowly I detach my right toe from the bunkie board. and step onto the carpet.
The white carpet! Am I bleeding?
Thankfully, no. I limp downstairs to tell DH all about it. I'm very proud now. No crashing. No ER visits. No blood. But my toe hurts like hell.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Little Mound
The Little Mound park is around the block from us and was first on my list to check out. This area of the state is well known for it's Native American earthen works. The one in our neighborhood is not one of the well known mounds, but it is still very interesting to see close up. Makes me want to journey to see the serpent mound.
Along with the big hill that the kids like to climb on and run down (I hear it's great for sledding in the winter as well), there is also a small play park. Swings, climbing structures and a couple of benches for mom. All in all it's pretty great.
Just a question for my readers: If you lived next door to a great park like this, would you invest in a swing set in your back yard?
Light switches
The problem is figuring out which outlet is controlled by the light switch so that we don't have to go stumbling into a room to find a light to turn on. It took us 2.5 weeks to find the outlet in the family room. We have found the one in Ken's room, but we are still stumped on all the other rooms.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
How you know your a buckeye
Signs at the entrance to an interstate reading "No pedestrians or slow moving farm vehicles."
The RMV is the BMV.
No deposit, No returns.
Rush hour lasts about 10 minutes.
I bought wine at Walmart. And it wasn't half bad.
And the number one indicator that we aren't in Tewksbury anymore:
We went to a sports bar for lunch today. The football game was on. The bar was fairly full for a Saturday afternoon at 1pm. Every one was dressed in red, with Buckeyes logos on everything. Some people were wearing necklaces-red and white beads and then these huge brown beads. The brown beads were actually buckeyes (not the chocolate type).
And, yes, they had corn hole tables there.
The children have not yet picked up the twang (and don't let DH tell you they don't have one here), but I suspect that Lastborn will be able to turn a great twang by Christmas.
new math
Tonight, Lastborn asked me how old I was when I got married. I told him 24. He thought for a minute and said, "you've only been married one year?"
Yep that's right.
Then I thought for a bit and realized that I was indeed 26 when I got married. So that means I got married next year. This made him think for a minute and then he said, "Ah. You're a time traveller!"
I think he might have figured out that I'm not 25 at this point.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Neighborhood Life
Next door is an 8 year old boy, and he has a step brother who visits some weekends. We don't see them much because both parents work.
Across the street there is a 10 year old boy, a 6 year old boy and a 9 year old girl. In the cul de sac across the street there is another house with a 12 year old boy, a 10 year old boy and a 10 year old girl.
At the end of the cul de sac is another 7 year old boy and his 7 year old sister. And there are a couple of other girls around the neighborhood.
Every day, kids are knocking on our door to play with both boys.
The 10 year olds all play in our back yard in the woods. It's the hot spot of the neighborhood. They would spend all day out there regardless of the weather. They come in dirty and tired and so happy. Currently, their project is to build a fort in the woods using sticks and branches. We will have to send pictures once they get the structure working.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Stepford
Maybe it's because most houses here are carpeted.
Maybe it's because this neighborhood is in the middle of a black walnut grove.
DH wanted to insist that the kids remove their shoes on entering the house. I think that's kind of rude to expect of visitors.
Every time a neighborhood kid enters our house, they either take off their shoes or ask us where they should leave their shoes. I'm amazed. And maybe a little scared.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
The Trees are Alive!!!!
Most of the trees are black walnut trees. And black walnut trees make walnuts. Yesterday, the boys and I spent the morning picking them up so that DH could finally mow our lawn and relieve the worries that the neighbors are experiencing.
My first idea was to send the boys out there to pick up the nuts. Firstborn did go out at about 8:30 and try, but the squirrels, suspicious of his behaviour, started throwing nuts at him. So, he came in quickly, giving up the fight.
It took us a couple of hours, and Lastborn, who has an easier time sitting on the ground (and then getting back up), became quite stained from the black walnut skins he was sitting in. We must have picked up three bushels and still there were more.
Too bad the kids don't like walnuts.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Wood stove looking for new home.
And yes, we will clean out the ashes that are currently in it.


